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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2004|10:22 am]
HATE YOUR JOB? SO DO WE...
picturesofocean
a man tried to yank out my hair because he thought it was a wig. a boy got a boner while i was changing his diaper. a heroin addict damn near punched me out when she was due for her methodone and i wouldnt let her sister bring her in heroin. a 400 pound woman stood up and bent over so i could find the bedsore on her butt (it took 5 minutes of searching to find the quarter-sized sore on her giant ass). she also groaned and said "mama like" when i was spinning her on her side. my least favorite part of my job is waiting for people to die and having to go check on them constantly in order to get an accurate time of death.

i wipe butts, take out catheters, give sponge baths, change beds, clean up bodily fluids, yank out IVs, sit with people who are suicidal or have sustained substantial head injuries or are in comas. i collect urine in all sorts of containers, empty bedpans, put medicine on bedsores, suction mucus out of nose/mouth/throat, give enemas.

but actually. i love my job.
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hi ho hi ho, its off to work i don't go.... [Jul. 20th, 2004|12:25 am]
HATE YOUR JOB? SO DO WE...

dogfriedrice
i have a terrible terrible job.

i wake up around 10:45, when the sun hits through the blinds at the correct angle to shine in my eyes.

i must heed to my boss all day long. she's alright. appropriately, i shall call her "mom". my daily tasks aren't half bad. today mom assigned me to vacuum all of the floors of the house. a decent pennance for having left cheez-its and beer in the camper (which is up outside because she's trying to sell it) on one of the nights when she was out of town.

the main issue with my job is boredom. you may all complain of it, but trust me, mine's worse.

the neat thing about my employment is that they cover my living expenses and hook me up with cars to crash.

but seriously. I TRIED REALLY HARD TO GET AN ACTUAL JOB. i even submitted myself to a days worth of sexual harassment to the tenth degree.
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Hey Everyone [Jul. 19th, 2004|10:58 pm]
HATE YOUR JOB? SO DO WE...

jlinn321
I have to say I like my job in some respects that some of my co-workers are some of the nicest people I know and I have a super flexible job but it's so boring. I do medical records in a doctor's office which is truly boring. Some days I feel like I'm in the Office Space movie. Day after day filing papers and charts gets to suck and being people's bitch. Not the worst job by far, just truly does blow!
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2004|10:16 pm]
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decemberhasdied
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |dancin in the dark - bruce springsteen]

work today was easy. there was pretty much nobody at the restaurant cause it's monday, and who eats out on mondays? so i basicly just walked around, ate food, and washed a few dishes here and there. the highlight of the night was watching the other guys in the kitchen take a cooked sausage, a couple of meatballs, some lettuce and some bean sprouts, and make it into a penis. oh, and ranch dressing for the man juice. then cut it in half and squirt ketchup on it for a more gory effect.

we closed early and I walked home. over the ditch where there are coons and opposums. i hate opposums.
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2004|09:58 pm]
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lkgnspy
my life at work consists of me avoiding my 6 different bosses. i have learned their schedules well and i know where to go in order to a) read b) post on live journal c) scout for new friends on friendster... this may not sound too rough however, there are many stories... many, many stories...

story #1: this freakishly manish secretary constantly calls me down to her office with meaningless tasks (and this is just my opinion) to undress me with her man-like eyes. normally i wouldn't mind this, however, this woman makes an excellent case for women binging on their hormone replacement pills... seriously, i don't want to be rude, but please don't hit on me while shaving your mustache AND painting your toenails... it's just not kosher
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2004|07:19 pm]
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rugglesredroket
So I work at a bank. I deal with money all day and have to put up with 4 bitchy ladies that hate their lives. One of the tellers, Donna, has 2 kids, has been divorced, has her tongue pierced, and has been working with the bank for 15 years. Needless to say, she's not very friendly.
I have to wear nylons every day.
When I filled out the application there should have been a fine print somewhere that said, "if you are 19 years old and are applying for this job, please be aware that you may lose friends and have old lady sleep schedules because you will be working 43 hours a week, 6 days a week."
I do enjoy the money though. :)
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2004|06:46 pm]
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tobias_tar
i decided that i would join this community because my job blows sometimes. i work at pep boys, it's an automotive store, and my job is to write up work orders for car service, and make sure they get completed.

it does blow sometimes, when i work with my manager, or when i get blamed for stuff cause i am new. Also, they treat me like i want a full time job, but i'm not making a career there like them.

i just figure that when my job doesn't blow, i can alter the name of this community from "myjobblows" to "myblowjobs" and report on those instead.
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2004|04:20 pm]
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huellas316
[mood |contentcontent]
[music |less than jake - boring life in a boring town]

yup, so i joined this community because i DID have a job, up until three days ago. it was ridiculously stressful - lifeguarding at a waterpark where little kids were liable to start drowning at any moment (and often did). the other guards i worked with fuckin SUCKED, and most of the time, they didn't even see the kids drowning, so i'd have to jump in and get to them... it was rough. then, on friday, random drug test day comes along (i had't been tested all summer), anddd... i definitely did not pass that thing. i'm a pothead, so i automatically get canned, regardless of the fact that i was one of few lifeguards at that shitty-ass place who could actually SEE the damn kids when they started drowning and actually react to it. huh. whatever, life goes on. so now that i have no job, am being kicked out of the house and am escaping back to ann arbor and the solace it brings to my soul :) complete with drinking, smoking, reading lotsa books, sitting around on the diag, hackey sack, and ice cream. what what! jobs suck!
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2004|05:00 pm]
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marskidoodle
[mood |amusedamused]

well, my jobs not so bad. I work retail, and if you've ever worked retail with a manager that plays on the computer all day long and demands that you do work, then you know what I'm talkin' about.

And it sucks cause I used to love the job I now hate.

Oh, yeah, I guess I only joined this comunity out of fear of being brutally hurt by derek if I didn't.
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my job also blows [Jul. 19th, 2004|03:41 pm]
HATE YOUR JOB? SO DO WE...
decemberhasdied
[mood |boredbored]

first off, I'd like to start by saying that this community is a genius idea. derek is the man.

ok...so. as some of you know I wash dishes at the wooden eagle restaraunt in lake orion. it's like a bar/restaraunt type thing. working on weekdays is not so bad, but weekends blow. i can't keep up with all the dishes and i end up staying there for like an hour and a half after closing....i'm usualy the last one out. my hands at this very moment are flaking all over with dead skin from having them submerged in sick dirty/soapy water for 6 hours. and everyone treats me like their bitch.

well that's my bio for now. more shit stories to come.
time to go to work.
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